Plucky rookie Colleen Meyer is sure to make an impact on the Weaselhawks. Colleen is new to the league, but not to the competitive world of sports drinks. She spent her formative years teaching T-Ball to aboriginal orphans in the mountainside ghettos of Cucamonga. Plus they were all crack babies with severe gout. Unfortunately for the children, Colleen never fully understood the fundamentals of T-Ball -- instead attempting to teach the kids softball using a T-Square instead of a bat. Strike six, kids. Sorry.

2007