2006 Weaselhawk Rookie-of-the-Year candidate (finished 5th in voting) Chad Olson has become a cornerstone of the dugout. Not for his batting prowess or his fielding panache, but for his silver shoes and fastpants. While his chutzpah is second to none, his lack of situational awareness has hampered his development. And sometimes he forgets which team he's on. To find solace after a tough loss, Chad deftly contorts to read the tattoo on his ass "If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there." It's right above the two Ms on either side of his butt hole.

2006, 2007