You can't finder deeper Weaselhawks history than the saga of Jamie Parker. A charter member of the 1997 Rough Drafts team, Parker has been the spiritual core of the Weaselhawks throughout their AASL years. (Hey, wait a minute -- didn't he defect to the Campell Mithun team at one time?) Jamie honed his skills on the intramural fields of Moo U (Iowa State University), where he was also known for his amazing feats in the burrito-eating and beer-drinking leagues.

1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 (spiritual coach)