Talk about climbing the ladder, moving through the ranks. Prior to the 2008 AASL campaign, Natalie Schaeffer had never even reached first base as a Weaselhawk (perhaps not unusual). Never made bat-to-ball contact (impossible -- even for a Weaselhawk). Never even taken a swig off a half-pint of Jack Daniels (well, at least not on the softball field). Rookie Nat bypassed the minor leagues, auditions, and congressional inquiries (but has refused to take the Standard Annual Weaselhawks Drug Stest), and begins the 2008 season as CEO. Listen up, troops!

2008 (coach)