To say "rookie" Stephanie Wetzell isn't good enough to play with the Weaselhawks is a sad statement not worth making. Stephanie is one of those tragic individuals with an inherent drive to drink with other people, yet does not possess the sharpened skills necessary to compete on the AASL level. While born with six toes on both left feet and inopposible thumbs, she was thankfully given a penchant for rules and organization and has called "All-Time Scorekeeper." She remains useful after all. The Weaselhawks hope to never again utter the phrase, "Why don't you tell us what you think we got last inning."

2007